TOP SECRET

OPERATION:

ASSET STATUS: DEPLOYED.
THE MISSION IS A GO.

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// MISSION BRIEFING

PROJECT OVERVIEW

INTELLIGENCE REPORT: Standard meme assets have failed. Market saturation at critical levels. Command has authorized the activation of THE EXPENDABULLS.

This is a parody squad of elite degens. No plan implies survival. No pump implies guarantee. We drop in, secure the bag, and chaotic laughter ensues. This dossier is strictly classified for those ready to deploy into the trenches of Solana.

  • > TARGET: PUMP.FUN
  • > RISK LEVEL: EXTREME
  • > PAYLOAD: $BULLS

CLASSIFIED

EYES ONLY

// ROLL CALL

THE ASSETS

💥

DEMOLITION STEER

Expert in chart explosions. Handles green candles with extreme prejudice.

🎯

SGT. BULLSEYE

Never misses an entry. Sniping liquidity from 3 clicks away.

🚁

CHOPPER CHARLIE

Get to the choppa. Extraction point: The Moon (Not Guaranteed).

// DEPLOYMENT PROTOCOL

HOW TO ENLIST

01

LOAD UP SOL

Equip your Phantom wallet with SOL. This is your ammo.

02

ACCESS PUMP.FUN

Navigate to the battlefield. Connect wallet. Confirm link.

03

FULL SEND

Swap SOL for $BULLS. Sign the transaction. Welcome to the squad.